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Did you miss me the MacLaren's ELT Pub regulars?

It's been a long break, hasn't it?. But true to my word, I'm back with you for the fifth semester of my academic year.

-THE LEGEND IS BACK (Don't forget to check out the about me section to experience my legendary nature up close!)

I came up with a blog project that will engrave its name in the history of Marmara University. We've experienced what blogging is like through the eyes of a language learner. I have done amazing things that my friends can't help but envy. ( I didn't choose to be that much AWESOME, ladies ;) ). Now, with the same energy and determination, I'll learn how to design assignments as a teacher. Trust me, I'll be uploading the most COOL and HOTTEST blog and assignments in the world. In addition to the latest high-end technologies that you can see in Star Wars, including shooting and destructively cool AI, I will also be sharing my works where you can witness my tremendous handsomeness, such as the flipped teaching video. We will carry out all these assignments with the aim of illuminating the importance and use of current technologies in education. I'll be publishing my first assignment probably in about three weeks. Why three? Let me tell you with a story.

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”

See you next post, regulars...